Flirt SMS (42)

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….


A smile to put you on high
A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?


I heard that good looks can kill
I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!


Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)


if sumone calls u crazy
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai


All flowers are sweet but
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.


Love bears all things, Love believes all things
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.


Girls of 1995 & 2007
GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

I love PAKISTAN
I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN


Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

what is the height of flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

Teri girl friend gaye bazar
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Woh raishmi balon wali
Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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“Maiyooon”…

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..


There are only 2 options left
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me. My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me. Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se
Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
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shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

Love you from the bottom of her heart
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!


I always think about U…
I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (Uroosa)

I Love U … I Love U … I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.


A mobile is like women
A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.


Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.


Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?

teray liye chand taray tor doon
teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

I want u … To be with me In a
I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”



1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.

Pather ki deewaar na tori
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia


Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe
Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.


Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!


AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous


Monkeys fashion show

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..


Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule
Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

A B C D E F G H I J K . . . .
A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

Friend is one, who …
Friend is one, who
F-inds you in a
R-ush of people,
I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your
E-motions and
N-ever leaves you till
D-eath…

Friends are like street lights
Friends are like street lights,
Along the road, they don’t
make the distance any shorter
but they light up the path
&
make the walk worthwhile.
Thanks for being my friend.

If someone asks me what is friendship
If someone asks me what is friendship,
“I would sit next to you,
Pull you all close to me,
Put my arms around you and say proudly,
This is friendship”
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Mein tumko Chand kehdu
Mar 7, 2008 Author: cupidsms Filed under: Flirt SMS
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai, Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun… Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.
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