Friday, August 15, 2008

Sardar sms (4)

Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia
Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia. Aik sardar ne us ki aankh main matti dali our bhagne laga dosra sardar wahan khara raha pahle ne usae kaha k bhaago He replied: Main koun bhagoon matti to tum ne dalli hai……..

Helmet
1 Sardar doosre sardar se ” das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay ” ?? 2nd sardar” helmet paa k chummi lena!

0712097994
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory….

Wise Sardar
Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink.

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