Misleading SMS (25)

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D


Ur 5 qualities
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Love is possible after friendship
Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

Dil main tum
Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain


Who‘s dear & near friend
Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me


1 girl ask 2 pappu
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain


Aankhon Me Sharafat
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai
Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai…
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HAAN…!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai….

Allah Aap ko brown
Allah
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
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gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye
Ameen

It’s the thing that satisfies
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho
Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai
Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
???
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uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai


Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai
Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
???
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uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

When things go wrong,
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

sirf aap ko hi yaad kia
In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

I always think about U
I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

I love PAKISTAN
I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

Suno
Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha
kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi
bas
aik tumhari kami thi
Kharboozay!

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Woh raishmi balon wali
Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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“Maiyooon”…


My eyes detected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

kuch log sari raat karte hain
kuch log sari raat karte hain
kuch log bar baar kertay hain
kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain
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Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p


Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai
Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
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Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p


Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
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baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!

2 Second
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Kash 2 second pehly nikal liya hota!!!!!!!!!!!!11