Misc SMS (126)

Positive-thinking poem
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive



SMS mai paise lagey thay
Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR,
SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k,
Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur



1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
“khan sahab kia howa ?”
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p


Zindagi aik gift hay
Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE]
Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye}
Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}
Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai
{JEE LIJIYE}



Is SMS main chand dhund
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
Aahaa!
…………………………….
SMS kerne walay ki
tasvir thori na ati hay:p



Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai
Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p


Candle light Dinner
20 saal pehle “Candle light Dinner”
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf



Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai



Suna he k jannat me
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain



Taj mahal
Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota…:p


1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”


Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,
or
DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain…



Moza sungha dete hain
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain…



1 jinaza ja raha tha
1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola “ZINDAB BAAD!!”


1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms,
sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS,
Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS…


Sare gawahon aur bayana
Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
“MEMON” Qarar deti hai.


Maha ko dieting ka shoq
Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
mamal e ae Sufi
sufi pe atmad jo tha
subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
3 sal baad maha mili
sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
Dekha sufi ka kamal.



Is dil main taranay bohat
Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,
Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain


A Sardar & his wife
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana



Kuch bhi bhejo
GRP MSG* a#
is*& @le$$
=not/i/2nd
# and$lut&
Le$$8th@t
/i/@ndPo$t&nB@L#Uff mere sms k dewane log.
Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)


KBC main shahrukh ne
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.


1 glass thanda pani lain aur
It’s a magic:-
1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye “Thanda pani”
usay
“garam” ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p


Aapki kanjusi dil
Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,
Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.


SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo
Tring Tring..
Inbox kholo
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
–;–;–<@ –;–;–<@ –;–;–<@ ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja, Chalo sit stand kro <@>
Y
.IL
<@>
<>
<@>
Y
.IL
<@>
<>
<@>
Y
.IL
Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.



What was the first thing your husband
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”


A man phones a mental hospital
A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”


Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused
Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?
A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.


O mere makhna meno yad rakhna
O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,
Mgar sms karrna na chadna



Aik larki Njoomi se
Aik larki Njoomi se,
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?
Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain?
Larki boli.11. Njoomi,
tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga



Air hostess pathan se
Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai ….


Suno ghour se pepsi walo
Suno ghour se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.



Na jane log kion dartay hain
Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.




In my heart
In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.



Ur sms is electrical activity
Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart…!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart…!
So please keep my active Heart…!



msg aap ko send hogaya
Sorry! galti se ye
msg aap ko send hogaya..
neeche mt parhna, neeche
ghalat salat likha hoa hai..
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ghalat salat..


By face how do i look
?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!


By face how do i look
?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!


Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)


Sochti hon ke
Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!


Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,

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Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle….
Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy…
1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..
Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..
Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..
Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
” ANDHI ” or husn
” ZALIM ” ho gaya hai…….



Monday went on Tuesday
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…




Have you caught the thief
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.



Ae mere SMS Khata

Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa
Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna



Degrees of girls
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!


Mosam shabab ka
Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”


Dil ke operation ko
Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!



Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
Reply is must 2 get


Har gali har deewar par
Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai



Roza Rakho Ge?
Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He….


aik baat bataon raaz ki
aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki…:p



Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath
Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath
Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath
Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath
SMS Parh Lia???
Chalu Ab Reply Karoo
Sharafat K Sath


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coffee garam karloo
Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,
Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..


God apun se bola
God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..



Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”
Doosra aadmi,
“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”


Dil
Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….



1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha
1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye
1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??
Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?


Ek sher doctor ki zubani
Ek sher doctor ki zubani:
Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko “SISTER” kehna parh raha


1 kanjoos dosray say
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p


Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai

Despite the Old saying
Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD..


meri dosti
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,
Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,



anso tumare niklein
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
naukri tum karo salary meri ho.




How do you fit 30
How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside


Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!


Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song:
“O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.”


Aafat ke syrup ho tum
Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.



Maine kaha dilruba
Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.


Usama asked Kajol
Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”


Bush ne bivi ko surprise
Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.
adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????


The length & breadth & height
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.


Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9


I” M” A PoLice Officer
I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.
Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..


good lawyer and a great lawyer

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.


Biryani khanay ki dua

Biryani khanay ki dua!
Niyat kerta hon main 4 plate biryani ki,
wastay 15,20 boti k
bama zarda, raita, or salad k
mun mera daig ki taraf.
BISMILLAH



1 bar jan maang ker to daikho
1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
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1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
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agar main na aaya to samajh laina
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main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai…


o love love likhdi rahi
o love love likhdi rahi,
main leave leave parda reya,
o kiss kiss likhdi rahi,
main kash kash parda rea,
o via ker k chali gae,
main language course kearda rea!



When u get this sms
When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?



Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai
Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi,
Tah-e-dil se “K.E.S.C” / wapda walon na ye paigham bheja hai


I’m on a mission
I’m on a mission!
Mission to make u cute,
2 make u beautiful,
2 make u smart,
2 make u genious.
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in short.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE



I m not rich like Shariq
Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”
Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”


HOO HOO HA HA
A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.
Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.


Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai

Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai,
Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain,
Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai,
Tum nay to hamesha
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thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay hehee


Tip of the day
Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
“if I can face this, I can face anything”



Ae dost tu bhi likha kar
Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log phainkaingay anday tematar,
To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega

Well, my sister
Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.


Gandhiji’s hard work
Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday


What is the full form of maths
Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students


Gandhi ji was born
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.



Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai
Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”



Elephant & Ant were walking
Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?
Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.



Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho
Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.


good friends
We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,
U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,
You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p


UNIVERSAL TRUTH
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!


Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain
Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain
1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….


Money can buy
Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
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I always think about U
I always think about U.
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I can’t live without U.
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I really need U.
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I’m totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I’m very desperate for U.
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I’m crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai


ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo
ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!


Teacher 2 pathan
Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?
Pathan: Pata nahi,
Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: YATEEM



1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!
Doctor: kiya howa?
Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek “MEMON” nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia


Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!


Two lovers
Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes and
return back saying “love is blind”.
Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”


Sardar To a friend
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…


Kaash dil ki hasrat
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai


Excuse me
Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.


mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!



SAGGU
RISK IS MY BUSINESS, DANGER IS MY GAME.
DON’T PLAY WITH ME, COS BALLE IS MY NAME.


Soni de Nakhre
Soni de Nakhre Sone Lagde Menu
Soni de Nakhre Sone Lagde
O Kendi
) ‘ (
/ )..)..poon pon
L_/_/
O Jaane Jana
Kendi
) ‘ (
/ ) )..pon pon
L_/_/



if u give me fish
if u give fish u have fed me for aday,but teach how to fish u would have fed me for alife time.
0782121510


for best friends
hansi ke liye ansu qurban,
khushi ke liye gum qurban,
dost kt liye jaan bhi qurban,
agar dost ki girlfriend mill jaye to sala dost bhi qurban,
M.D

send me sms
My mobile had an accident with motorola, admitted in LG hospital at SAMSUNG Nagar. Dr nokia says matter is serious. SMS needed.So plz donate.


furathama nazarun
furathama nazarun hama ehithun thiya soora ehithuga binvalhu neguney. foni foni ishqun hih masthun foruvaali hithgaa…… thiloabah mihih aadhevey aadhevey = saamir= +9607845867


Lalee
teacher: soniya taru sauthi motu sapnu su che??
soniya: chandra upar chadvanu..
teacher: rahul taru sapnu?
rahul: soniya upar chadvanu..


miss u
plz Try this once,
1)Go 2 write msg
2)Put on ur Dictionary T9
3)Cover d screen wid ur hand
4)Press 4 1 6 4 7 7 1 9 6 8
5)Gently remov Ur hand
N c da magic……


love
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!?
Mohammed yamani (+966561110508)


Two great days
“There are two great days in a person’s life..
the day he was born and the day he discovers why!”



a special world
A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong
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MADE IN INDIA
Ek Din date tha 32-15-2195 ko pure world main Exhibision chall raha tha,,,,, Pehle aya Jaoan Ka Turn,, Japan ne ek patla flexible Tar banaya, itna patla ki ankh se dikhayi bhi nahi deti,,,, Phir aya China Ka Turn China ne us Tar ke Andar Se Ek Surung Khod diya,,,,, Ab aya India Ka Bari (Turn) Indians toh soch rahe the ki kya banaya jai,,,,,, phir ek larka Born vita khake aya aur us Tar Pe likh diya… “MADE IN INDIA”……….. By One Indian Nabin-+919954432294


Condom laga ke khao
2 dost ek hotel mein jakar 2 plate bull ka meat magaya. Ishimain ek ne kaha
are yar bull ne toh kitne buffaloes fuck kiya hoga or uss ko toh aids bhi hoga
dusra ne kaha:daro mat dost mere pas condom hai, ye jib me lagao aur khao aids nahi lagega
ha ha ha

EVERYDAY IS SPECIAL
Everyday is special if you THINK so.
Every moment is memorable if you FEEL so.
Everyone is unique if you SEE so.
Life is Beautiful if you LIVE so!!!!



Good Night
Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and
happiness.do not think of me… I am in your eyes.


Newton in romantic mood
Newton in romantic mood……
Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”
First law:
“A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. ”
Second law:
“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. ”
Third law:
“The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.